Things that should be against the law.

Here is my list of things that are currently legal, but should seriously be illegal.

1. Partial birth abortion
2. Mondays
3. Flaming gay men. They frighten me.
4. Sparkly vampires. I will sic Spike on them.
5. Interns that are really rude and annoying. Seriously, throw them in jail!
6. Saying any kid is cuter than Tarabell Mclaughlin. Just ain't possible. Well, aside from Faitharie and Corwin, of course.
7. Using plastic bags. It isn't hard to use cloth or paper.
8. Cheetah print pants.
9. Skinny jeans on boys. Or girls for that matter.
10. Biker shorts.
11. Socks with sandles.
12. Making our freedom of speech illegal. Which is slowly happening.
13. White boy dancing.
14. Wearing jeans and high heels.
15. Wearing board shorts and high heels.
16. Wicca.
17. Mormans.
18. Bad chinese food.
19. Open marriages and/or swingers.
20. Girly not-gay men. A.K.A.- metros. Metro is not in. Hugh Jackman, however, is. Yay hairy men!
21. Gnomes. They are just creepy.
22. Mullets. Sorry Billy-ray.
23. For that matter, Miley Cyrus.
24. Faux hawks. Either do it all the way, or don't do it.
25. Pink on men. It is NOT hot.
26. Microsoft. Let's be honest. Macs ARE better.
27. Dreadlocks. Lice are not cool. At all.
28. Fingernail polish on males. Explain to me again how black nail polish makes you hard core? Pretty sure it makes you GAY.
29. Eyeliner or eyemakeup on guys. Yeah. No.
30. Guys with hair past their shoulders.
31. Hugh Jackman. It HAS to be a crime to be that smexy.
32. Hugh Jackman in yellow leather pants. Please stick to Wolverine.

Jamie helped, haha.